1) Qus.: What are you doing?
Ans.: Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX
2) Qus.: What are you doing in Business?
Ans.: Selling the Goods
. Tax : PAY SALES TAX
3) Qus.: From where are you getting Goods?
Ans.: From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI
4) Qus.: What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans.: Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX
5) Qus.: How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX
6) Qus.: Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans.: Factory.
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY
7) Qus.: Do you have Staff?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX
8) Qus.: Doing business in Millions?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX ?
Ans : NoTax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
9) Qus.: Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans.: Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX
10) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans.: Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX
11) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX
12) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX
13) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans.: Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX
14) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX
15) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans.: Cinema or Resort
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX
16) Qus.: Have you purchased House?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE
17) Qus.: How you Travel?
Ans.: Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE
18) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL &SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
19) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY
20) INDIAN : Can I die now??
Ans : No, wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX
PETROL PRICES in India
Pakistan Rs. 26
BangladeshRs. 22
CubaRs. 19
Nepal Rs. 34
BurmaRs. 30
AfghanistanRs. 36
INDIA Rs. 63.40
3) BASIC COST PER 1 LITRE 16.50
Centre tax 11.80%
Excise duty 9.75%
Vat cess 4%
State tax 8 %
Total Rs. 50.05
Now extra 13.35 Rs, PER 1 LITRE
What a Great job from Govt. of India.
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Good Words
When things go wrongs as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all up hill,
When the funds are low,and the debts are high,
And you want to smile,but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest if you must, but don't you quit
Don,t be pushed by your problems.
Be led by your dreams.
Never stop believing in dreaming,
and never stop dreaming of believing.
That is what gives us hope,
and what keeps us alive.
Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.
All of our hopes and dreams are within reach, if only we believe.
The secret of success in life, is to be ready for opportunity when it comes.
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
We acquire strength in what we overcome.
Champions are made, not born.
It only takes a single thought to move the world.
Individuals play games,
but team wins championships
Preparation + opportunity = Luck
Nothing can stop the power of persistence.
When the road you're trudging seems all up hill,
When the funds are low,and the debts are high,
And you want to smile,but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest if you must, but don't you quit
Don,t be pushed by your problems.
Be led by your dreams.
Never stop believing in dreaming,
and never stop dreaming of believing.
That is what gives us hope,
and what keeps us alive.
Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.
All of our hopes and dreams are within reach, if only we believe.
The secret of success in life, is to be ready for opportunity when it comes.
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
We acquire strength in what we overcome.
Champions are made, not born.
It only takes a single thought to move the world.
Individuals play games,
but team wins championships
Preparation + opportunity = Luck
Nothing can stop the power of persistence.
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