Thanks for my Birthday wishes

Dear Friends,
Thanks a lot for wishing me today on my Birthday and showing your love and affection. You all made today as joyful and memorable.

God Bless you all,

With warm Regards,
K.V.SrinivasaRao
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Dear Friends, 

Wish you and your family members A Very Happy, Prosperous, Wealthy and Healthy New year 2013. 

Happiness deep down within. Serenity with each sunrise .
Success in each facet of your life . Family beside you .
Close and caring friends . Health, inside you.
Love that never ends ..
Special memories of all the yesterdays ..
 A bright today with much to be thankful for.
 A path that leads to beautiful tomorrows ..
Dreams that do their best to come true ..
Appreciation of all the wonderful things about you .
Wishing you lots of Happiness , Success , Love n Good health

On this Occasion, I pray Lord Sainath of Shirdi to Shower His Choicest Blessings on all of us. 

Warm Regards 
K.V.SRINIVASA RAO & FAMILY.

WHEN A LIZARD CAN, WHY CAN'T WE? This is a true story that happened in Japan. In order to renovate the house, someone in Japan breaks open the wall. Japanese houses normally have a hollow space between the wooden walls. When tearing down the walls, he found that there was a lizard stuck there because a nail from outside hammered into one of its feet. He sees this, feels pity, and at the same time curious, as when he checked the nail, it was nailed 10 years ago when the house was first built. What happened? The lizard has survived in such position for 10 years!!!!!!! !!! In a dark wall partition for 10 years without moving, it is impossible and mind-boggling. Then he wondered how this lizard survived for 10 years!!! without moving a single step--since its foot was nailed! So he stopped his work and observed the lizard, what it has been doing, and what and how it has been eating. Later, not knowing from where it came appears another lizard, with food in its mouth. Ah! He was stunned and touched deeply. For the lizard that was stuck by nail, another lizard has been feeding it for the past 10 years.. . Imagine? it has been doing that untiringly for 10 long years, without giving up hope on its partner. Think, will u do that to your partner? Think that will you do it to your Mom who brought you after a big struggle of nine long months? Or at least to your Dad, Friends, Co-workers, brothers and Sisters? Imagine what a small creature can do that a creature blessed with a brilliant mind can't. As information and communication technology advances, our access to information becomes faster and faster. But the distance between human beings . . . is it getting closer as well? Please never abandon your loved ones Never Say U R Busy When They Really Need You ... You May Have The Entire World At Your Feet..... But You Might Be The Only World To Them.... A Moment of negligence might break the very heart which loves you thru all odds.. Before you say something just remember..It takes a moment to Break but an entire life to make... To Live Use Heart And to Survive use Brains. Then Life would be a paradise Unfurling only Love Joy and Happiness... ... Spread this message to everyone you Love and Help them Live life and not merely Survive.....

Read This Message.....!!!! How to Detect Hidden Camera in Trial Room? In front of the trial room take your mobile and make sure that mobile can make calls........ Then enter into the trail room, take your mobile and make a call..... If u c...an't make a call......!!!! There is a hidden camera...... This is due to the interference of fiber optic cable during the signal transfer...... Please forward this to your friends to educate this issue to the public......To prevent our innocent ladies from HIDDEN CAMERA........... Pinhole Cameras in Changing Rooms. A few days ago, I received this text message: Please don't use Trial room, there are pinhole cameras to make MMS of young girls. So, please forward to all girls. Also forward to all boys who have sisters and girlfriends. Don't be shy in forwarding this message. Because its about protecting the integrity of all girls & ladies. HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR? When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., How many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror I.e., they can see you, but you can't see them. There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of Mirror we are looking at? CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (There may be someone seeing you from the other side). So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything. It is simple to do. This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. Share this message with your sisters, wife, daughters,colleague 'n All Your friends.

Never mind Take is easy

ME and MY BOSS

When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,

When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough

When I don't do it,
I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,

When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,

When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss,
He is cooperating ,

When I make a mistake,
I' am an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake,
He's only human.

When I am out of the office,
I am wondering around.

When my boss is out of the office,
He's on business.

When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick,
He must be very ill.

When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview .

When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked

When I do g ood,
my boss never remembers,

When I do wrong,
he never forgets
what to do?????????????

never mind take is easy

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Thanks for my Birthday wishes.

My Sincere thanks are due to all for wishing me on my Birthday, today. On this occasion, I once again rededicate my self in the service of Lord Sainath and His devotees.
I pray Lord Sainath of Shirdi to Shower His choicest Blessings on all.
SaiSevak SrinivasaRao Kasturi.

NEW YEAR GREETINGS TO ALL

" WISH YOU & YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS " A VERY HAPPY, PROSPEROUS, HEALTHY AND GLORIOUS NEW YEAR 2012"

With Warm Regards,
K.V.SRINIVASA RAO & FAMILY

Not all thieves are stupid - must read those use modern gadgets.

This gives us something to think about with all our new electronic

technology.



GPS

A couple of weeks ago a friend told me that someone she knew had their car

broken into while they were at a football game. Their car was parked on the

green which was adjacent to the football stadium and specially allotted to

football fans. Things stolen from the car included a garage door remote

control, some money and a GPS which had been prominently mounted on the

dashboard.



When the victims got home, they found that their house had been ransacked

and just about everything worth anything had been stolen. The thieves had

used the GPS to guide them to the house. They then used the garage remote

control to open the garage door and gain entry to the house. The thieves

knew the owners were at the football game, they knew what time the game was

scheduled to finish and so they knew how much time they had to clean out the

house. It would appear that they had brought a truck to empty the house of

its contents.



Something to consider if you have a GPS - don't put your home address in

it.. Put a nearby address (like a store or gas station) so you can still

find your way home if you need to, but no one else would know where you live

if your GPS were stolen.



MOBILE PHONES

I never thought of this.......



This lady has now changed her habit of how she lists her names on her mobile

phone after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag, which contained her cell

phone, credit card, wallet... Etc...was stolen.



20 minutes later when she called her hubby, from a pay phone telling him

what had happened, hubby says 'I received your text asking about our Pin

number and I've replied a little while ago.' When they rushed down to the

bank, the bank staff told them all the money was already withdrawn. The

thief had actually used the stolen cell phone to text 'hubby' in the contact

list and got hold of the pin number. Within 20 minutes he had withdrawn all

the money from their bank account.



Moral of the lesson:

Do not disclose the relationship between you and the people in your contact

list.



Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, Sweetheart, Dad, Mom, etc....



And very importantly, when sensitive info is being asked through texts,

CONFIRM by calling back



Also, when you're being texted by friends or family to meet them somewhere,

be sure to call back to confirm that the message came from them. If you

don't reach them, be very careful about going places to meet 'family and

friends' who text you

Choosing a Successor - Really interesting story

A successful business man was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business..

Instead of choosing one of his Directors or his children, he decided to do something different. He called all the young executives in his company together.

He said, "It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO.

I have decided to choose one of you.. "The young executives were Shocked, but the boss continued. "I am going to give each one of you a SEED today - one very special SEED... I want you to plant the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today with what you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be the next CEO."

One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed. He went home and excitedly, told his wife the story. She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted the seed. Everyday, he would water it and watch to see if it had grown. After about three weeks, some of the other executives began to talk about their seeds and the plants that were beginning to grow.

Jim kept checking his seed, but nothing ever grew.

Three weeks, four weeks, five weeks went by, still nothing.

By now, others were talking about their plants, but Jim didn't have a plant and he felt like a failure.

Six months went by -- still nothing in Jim's pot. He just knew he had killed his seed. Everyone else had trees and tall plants, but he had nothing. Jim didn't say anything to his colleagues, however.

He just kept watering and fertilizing the soil - He so wanted the seed to grow.

A year finally went by and all the young executives of the company brought their plants to the CEO for inspection.

Jim told his wife that he wasn't going to take an empty pot. But she asked him to be honest about what happened. Jim felt sick to his stomach, it was going to be the most embarrassing moment of his life, but he knew his wife was right. He took his empty pot to the board room. When Jim arrived, he was amazed at the variety of plants grown by the other executives. They were beautiful -- in all shapes and sizes. Jim put his empty pot on the floor and many of his colleagues laughed, a few felt sorry for him!

When the CEO arrived, he surveyed the room and greeted his young executives.

Jim just tried to hide in the back. "My, what great plants, trees, and flowers you have grown," said the CEO. "Today one of you will be appointed the next CEO!"

All of a sudden, the CEO spotted Jim at the back of the room with his empty pot. He ordered the Financial Director to bring him to the front. Jim was terrified. He thought, "The CEO knows I'm a failure! Maybe he will have me fired!"

When Jim got to the front, the CEO asked him what had happened to his seed - Jim told him the story.

The CEO asked everyone to sit down except Jim. He looked at Jim, and then announced to the young executives, "Behold your next Chief Executive Officer!

His name is Jim!" Jim couldn't believe it. Jim couldn't even grow his seed.

"How could he be the new CEO?" the others said.

Then the CEO said, "One year ago today, I gave everyone in this room a seed. I told you to take the seed, plant it, water it, and bring it back to me today. But I gave you all boiled seeds; they were dead - it was not possible for them to grow.

All of you, except Jim, have brought me trees and plants and flowers. When you found that the seed would not grow, you substituted another seed for the one I gave you. Jim was the only one with the courage and honesty to bring me a pot with my seed in it. Therefore, he is the one who will be the new Chief Executive Officer!"

* If you plant honesty, you will reap trust

* If you plant goodness, you will reap friends

* If you plant humility, you will reap greatness

* If you plant perseverance, you will reap contentment

* If you plant consideration, you will reap perspective

* If you plant hard work, you will reap success

* If you plant forgiveness, you will reap reconciliation

* If you plant faith in God, you will reap a harvest

So, be careful what you plant now; it will determine what you will reap later.

"Whatever You Give To Life, Life Gives You Back"

Know Correct Sleeping times - Very helpful

Reasons for sleeping and waking up early.

Evening at 9 - 11pm:is the time for eliminating unnecessary/toxic chemicals (detoxification) from the antibody system (lymph nodes). This time duration should be spent by relaxing or listening to music. If during this time a housewife is still in an un-relaxed state such as washing the dishes or monitoring children doing their homework, this will have a negative impact on health.

Evening at 11pm - 1am: is the detoxification process in the liver, and ideally should be done in a deep sleep state.
Early morning 1 - 3am: detoxification process in the gall, also ideally done in a deep sleep state.

Early morning 3 - 5am: detoxification in the lungs. Therefore there will sometimes be a severe cough for cough sufferers during this time. Since the detoxification process had reached the respiratory tract, there is no need to take cough medicine so as not to interfere with toxin removal process.

Morning 5 - 7am: detoxification in the colon, you should empty your bowel.

Morning 7 - 9am: absorption of nutrients in the small intestine, you should be having breakfast at this time. Breakfast should be earlier, before 6:30am, for those who are sick.

Breakfast before 7:30am is very beneficial to those wanting to stay fit. Those who always skip breakfast, they should change their habits, and it is still better to eat breakfast late until 9 - 10am rather than no meal at all.

Sleeping so late and waking up too late will disrupt the process of removing unnecessary chemicals. Aside from that, midnight to 4:00 am is the time when the bone marrow produces blood. Therefore, have a good sleep and don't sleep late.

TAKE CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH
Live Life Without Limits!

Dirt - A Small Story to learn

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously
for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided
the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just
wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a
shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized
what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he

quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was
astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the
donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step
up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he
would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!*

MORAL:

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting
out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles
is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not
stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less from people but more from God.

Can ELECTRICITY pass through Flash light of the Digital camera to your body???

Can ELECTRICITY pass through Flash light of the
Digital camera to your body??? Yes it is 100% true.

This is a true
incidence reported of a boy aged 19, who was studying in 1st year of
engineering, who died in Keshvani Hospital, Mumbai. He was admitted in the
Hospital as a burned patient.

Reason?

This boy had gone to
Amravati (a place located in State of Maharashtra ) on a study tour, on their
return they were waiting at the railway station to catch the train. Many of them
started taking pictures of their friends using "Mobile Phones" and / or "Digital
Camera". One of them complained that, he was unable to capture the full group of
friends in one frame in the Digicam.

This boy moved away to a distance to get the whole group.

He failed to notice that at an angle above his head, 40,000 volts electrical line was passing through.

As soon as he clicked the digital camera? 40,000 volt current passed through the camera flash light to his camera and then from his camera to his fingers & to his body. All this happened within a fraction of a second. His body was half
burned.

They arranged for an ambulance & his burned body was brought to Keshavani Hospital, Mumbai.

For one & half days or so he was conscious & talking. Doctors did not have much hopes as there was a lot of complex issues in his body. He passed away later.

Now how many of us are aware about these technical
threats & dangers? Even if we are, how many of us are adhering??

Now should we call ourselves as educated and knowledgeable people?

Please avoid mobile phones on petrol outlets.
Please avoid talking on mobile phones while driving.

Change that "Chalta Hai Yaar Attitude".

Please avoid talking on mobile phones while kept in charging
mode without disconnecting from wall socket.

Please do not keep mobile phones on your bed while charging and / on wooden
furniture.

Avoid using mobile phones / Digital cameras near high voltage
electrical lines like in railway stations and avoid using flash.

You could create a safety awareness among people by
sharing this information....

Stop Spoiling & Wasting your money and stop SMS-ing to KBC or the OTHER TV CONTESTs

We all know KBC is Good Business.
But have you ever pondered...
How Good....????

Any guesses? Let's see...

Airtel, Idea & All other subscribers are charging Rs.5/- per SMS sent for this contest.
India have States: 28, Union Territories: 7, Districts: 640,
Population =1,210,193,422 (Survey On March 1, 2011),

Average Districts population is 18, 00,000
82,69,30,000 (82 Crore) Mobile User &

Telephone Subscribers (Wireless and Landline): 861480000 (86 Crore) (Apr’2011)
[Land Lines: 34550000 (3 Crore) (Apr’2011), Mobile Cell phones: 82,69,30,000 (82 Crore) (Spr’2011)]

Assuming 1% person are making call to KBC

5Rs/SMS X 8269300 (82Lac, 0.82 Crore) = Rs. 4,10,00,000 (4.1Crores)

4.1Crore in 20 minutes.
(People trying for the 2 Lac cash prize)

Imagine what if 10% person entries try out than it will be 41 Crores

And it does not stop there...

In practice it could be another multiple of 100 or a multiple of 1000 on an average.

In that case it is 4.1 x 30episode = 123 crores earnings in just 20 minutes on every episode!!!
So Total per month income from this KBC season is 123 crores from episode and 1230 crores from (People trying for the 2 Lac cash prize.) = 1353 Crores per months

And the prize money: A mere 2 crores...
(And from whose pocket?)

Smart Business by Siddharth Basu!

And the best part of this calculation is just the SMS earning!!

What about the Ad money?

A rough annual profit calculation goes like this:
Rs. 1353 Crores per months X 12 = Rs. 16263 Crores annually

Let even 50% get dissolved in taxes and other payments of mobile company, still you will be left with

Rs. 8118-crores profit!!! (Only from SMS)

Simple Question:
"KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI”
And your options are---

A) SONY TV
B) AIRTEL, IDEA, AND OTHER MOBILE COMPANY
C) AMITABH BACHAN
D) SIDDHARTH BASU
Computerji iska jawab bataiye....

Ans: All FOUR..!!!!
PS: Now you know why AB gets all emotional when the episodes end...........
So pls friends stop Spoiling & Wasting your money and stop SMSing to KBC or the OTHER TV CONTESTs

Pls Care for Your Money in this inflation & price high,
Forward this email to your friends and let them know also the fact of KBC.

6 PRINCIPLES OF LIFE

1� No point using limited life to chase unlimited money.

2� No point earning so much money you cannot live to spend it.

3� Money is not yours until you spend it.

4� When you are young, you use your health to chase your wealth; when you are old, you use your wealth to buy back your health. Difference is that, it is too late.

5� How happy a man is, is not how much he has but how little he needs.

6� No point working so hard to provide for the people you have no time to spend with and they will have no time for you when you are old,ailing,lonely and needing them.

Remember this -- We come to this world with nothing, we leave this world with nothing!

This is the proof that you don't have to have money to be happy.

Mother's Love

This is a true story of Mother’s Sacrifice during the China Earthquake.

After the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a young woman’s house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like a person was worshiping; her body was leaning forward, and her two hands were supporting by an object. The collapsed house had crashed her back and her head.



With so many difficulties, the leader of the rescuer team put his hand through a narrow gap on the wall to reach the woman’s body. He was hoping that this woman could be still alive. However, the cold and stiff body told him that she had passed away for sure.

He and the rest of the team left this house and were going to search the next collapsed building. For some reasons, the team leader was driven by a compelling force to go back to the ruin house of the dead woman. Again, he knelt down and used his had through the narrow cracks to search the little space under the dead body. Suddenly, he screamed with excitement,” A child! There is a child! “

The whole team worked together; carefully they removed the piles of ruined objects around the dead woman. There was a 3 months old little boy wrapped in a flowery blanket under his mother’s dead body. Obviously, the woman had made an ultimate sacrifice for saving her son. When her house was falling, she used her body to make a cover to protect her son. The little boy was still sleeping peacefully when the team leader picked him up.

The medical doctor came quickly to exam the little boy. After he opened the blanket, he saw a cell phone inside the blanket. There was a text message on the screen. It said,” If you can survive, you must remember that I love you.” This cell phone was passing around from one hand to another. Every body that read the message wept. ” If you can survive, you must remember that I love you.” Such is the mother’s love for her child!!

PAINS? DONT LIE DOWN!

PAINS? DONT LIE DOWN!

VERY SERIOUS INFO THAT MAY KEEP YOU ALIVE! YOU SHOULD HAVE EVERY MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY READ THIS AND KNOW WHAT TO DO AS
UNFORTUNATELY ITWILL HAPPEN TO SOMEONE CLOSE TO YOU SOONER OR LATER--BE PREPARED!

ASPIRIN

We did not know that you shouldnot lie down while waiting for the EMT to arrive.

Heart attack info NEW ASPIRIN Serious stuff !
Just a reminder to all: purchase a box, keep one in your car, pocketbook, wallet, bedside, etc.

IMPORTANT READ......
Something that we can do to help ourselves - Nice to know.
Bayer is making crystal aspirin to dissolve under the tongue. They work much faster than the tablets.

Why keep aspirin by your bedside?
About Heart Attacks

There are other symptoms of an heart attack besides the pain on the left arm.
One must also be aware of an intense pain on the chin, as well asnausea and lots of sweating, however these symptoms may also occur less frequently.
Note: There may be NO pain in the chest during a heart attack.. The majority of people (about 60%) who had a heart attack during their sleep, did not wake up. However, if it occurs, the chest pain may wake you up from your deep sleep.
If that happens:
- immediately dissolve 2 aspirins in your mouth
- and swallow them with a bit of water

Afterwards :
CALL 911
- say "heart attack!"
- say that you have taken 2 aspirins..
- phone a neighbor or a family member who lives very close by
- take a seat on a chair or sofa near the front door, and wait for their arrival and....
~ DO NOT lie down ~

A Cardiologist has stated that, if each person, after receiving this e-mail, sends it to 10 people, probably one life can be saved!

I have already shared the information- - What about you?

Do forward this message; it may save a life.

List of Harmful and Banned medicines - Circulate to all

Be careful.

Confirmed by a doctor

Make a checklist, check whether this medicine is in your home or whether it has been recommended by your doctor... please DO NOT use it...

Please Read Very Carefully - INFORM ALL YOUR FRIENDS & FAMILY MEMBERS
India has become a dumping ground for banned drugs; also the business for production of banned drugs is booming. Plz make sure that u buy drugs only if prescribed by a doctor(Also, ask which company manufactures it, this would help to ensure that u get what is prescribed at the Drug Store) and that also from a reputed drug store. Not many people know about these banned drugs and consume them causing a lot of damage to themselves. We forward Jokes and other junk all the time.... This is far more important.

Please Make sure u forward it everyone u know.

DANGEROUS DRUGS HAVE BEEN GLOBALLY DISCARDED BUT ARE AVAILABLE IN INDIA .... The most common ones are action 500 & Nimulid.


PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE:
cold and cough. Reason for ban : stroke.
Brand name : Vicks Action-500
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ANALGIN:
This is a pain-killer. Reason for ban: Bone marrow depression.
Brand name: ! Novalgin
_______________________________________________
CISAPRIDE:
Acidity, constipation. Reason for ban : irregular heartbeat
Brand name : Ciza, Syspride
_________________________________________________
DROPERIDOL:
Anti-depressant. Reason for ban : Irregular heartbeat.
Brand name : Droperol
___________________________________________________
FURAZOLIDONE:
Antidiarrhoeal. Reason for ban : Cancer.
Brand name : Furoxone, Lomofen
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NIMESULIDE:
Painkiller, fever. Reason for ban : Liver failure..
Brand name : Nise, Nimulid
______________________________________________

NITROFURAZONE:
Antibacterial cream. Reason for ban : Cancer.
Brand name : Furacin
______________________________________________
PHENOLPHTHALEIN:
Laxative... Reason for ban : Cancer.
Brand name : Agarol
________!______________________ ___________

OXYPHENBUTAZONE:
Non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug. Reason for ban : Bone marrow depression.
Brand name : Sioril
____________________________________________
PIPERAZINE:
Anti-worms.... Reason for ban : Nerve damage.
Brand name : Piperazine
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QUINIODOCHLOR:
Anti-diarrhoeal. Reason for ban : Damage to sight.
Brand name: Enteroquinol

Useful information on Heart attacks

Just for fun - Civil war between Husband and wife

CIVIL WAR BETWEEN HUSBAND AND WIFE
==
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
==
HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
==
WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far
==
HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
==
WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you
==
==
==
Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC


No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
==
"Husband is one who is the head of the family,
but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."
==
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
==
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!
Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever
==
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
==
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.
==
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
==
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
==
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...! and the life goes on........

Taxes in India - Interesting information

1) Qus.: What are you doing?
Ans.: Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX

2) Qus.: What are you doing in Business?
Ans.: Selling the Goods
. Tax : PAY SALES TAX

3) Qus.: From where are you getting Goods?
Ans.: From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI

4) Qus.: What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans.: Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX

5) Qus.: How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX

6) Qus.: Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans.: Factory.
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY

7) Qus.: Do you have Staff?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX

8) Qus.: Doing business in Millions?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX ?
Ans : NoTax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax

9) Qus.: Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans.: Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX

10) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans.: Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX

11) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX

12) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX

13) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans.: Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX

14) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX

15) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans.: Cinema or Resort
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX

16) Qus.: Have you purchased House?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE

17) Qus.: How you Travel?
Ans.: Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE

18) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL &SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!

19) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY

20) INDIAN : Can I die now??
Ans : No, wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX

PETROL PRICES in India
Pakistan Rs. 26
BangladeshRs. 22
CubaRs. 19
Nepal Rs. 34
BurmaRs. 30
AfghanistanRs. 36
INDIA Rs. 63.40

3) BASIC COST PER 1 LITRE 16.50
Centre tax 11.80%
Excise duty 9.75%
Vat cess 4%
State tax 8 %
Total Rs. 50.05
Now extra 13.35 Rs, PER 1 LITRE

What a Great job from Govt. of India.