Sunday, January 12, 2014

Today's Reality

List of Important things in life

List Of "DO's" & "DONT's" In LIFE:
(Worth Reading)

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Never Share Ur Secrets with Anyone.
This can be Self-Destructive,
Perhaps the most Important Advice in Life.

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๐ŸŠ Never Tell Ur Problems to Anyone.
20% will not Care
&
80% will be Glad that U have Them.

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๐ŸŠ Life is similar to Boxing Game.
Defeat is not Declared when U Fall Down.
It is Declared when U Refuse to Get Up.

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๐ŸŠ Always WRONG PERSONS Teach the
RIGHT LESSONS in Life.
That is called LIFE EXPERIENCE.

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๐ŸŠ Faith is taking the 1st Step,
even when U dont see the whole Staircase.

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๐ŸŠ Keep Ur Face to the Sun,
& U will not see the Shadow.

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๐ŸŠ Everything is Valuable only at 2 Times:
1: Before Getting It.
&
2: After Losing It.

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๐ŸŠ 2 Things brings Happiness & Success
in Life:
1: The way U Manage
when U have Nothing.
&
2: The way U Behave
when U have Everything.

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๐ŸŠ 2 Places are most Valuable in the World:
1: The NICEST Place is to be in
Someone's Thoughts.
&
2: The SAFEST Place is to be in
Someone's Prayers.

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๐ŸŠ 'FEAR' has 2 Meanings:
1: Forget Everything & Run.
&
2: Face Everything & Rejoice.
Choice is Ours.

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๐ŸŠ ATTITUDE at its Best:
"My BACK is not a VOICE MAIL.
Kindly Say whatever U have by FACING ME".

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๐ŸŠ What is SUCCESS ?
SUCCESS is, when Ur Photo's are Uploaded on 'GOOGLE' instead of FACEBOOK.

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๐ŸŠ 'EGO' is the only Requirement
to Destroy any Relationship.
Be a Bigger Person,
Skip the 'E' & let it 'GO'.

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๐ŸŠ Do U know why God did not give Us
the Gift to Read Other's Mind ?
So that, We could have the Chances to
'TRUST' & Privilege to be 'TRUSTED'.

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๐ŸŠ As long as We do not Forgive People
who have Hurt Us,
They Occupy a 'RENT-FREE-SPACE'
in our Mind.

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๐ŸŠ Always keep Hoping for Good.
Keep a Green Tree in Ur Heart.
The Singing Birds will Automatically come.

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๐ŸŠ If U Walk the Way guided by Humans,
U will find a Hopeless End.
BUT
If U will Walk the Way guided by GOD,
U will find Endless Hopes & Opportunities.

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๐ŸŠ GOD always likes to know again & again
what U want.
It is not that He Forgets Ur
Dreams & Prayers,
But He Loves to Check Ur Passion
towards Ur Desire.
That is why He wants U to have Ur
'QUIET TIME' which We call as
'PRAYER TIME' with Him everyday.

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๐ŸŠ I asked GOD: If everything is already Written in Destiny,
then why should I Pray ?
GOD Smiled & said: I have also Written
'CONDITIONS APPLY'.

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๐ŸŠ Empty Pockets Teach
Millons of Things in Life.
BUT
Full Pockets Spoil Us in Million Ways.

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๐ŸŠ TRUST is like a Sticker.
Once it is Removed, it may Stick again,
but not as Strong as it Holds
when U First Applied.

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๐ŸŠ Always take Care of RELATIONS.
Thats why they say, when U are in Doubt,
'SILENCE' is the Best Policy.

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๐ŸŠ Never Win People with Arguments.
rather Defeat Them with Ur Smile.
Because People who always Wish to
Argue with U, cannot Bear Ur SILENCE.

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๐ŸŠ If a Drop of Water falls on a Lake,
its Identity is Lost.
BUT
If a Drop of Water falls on a Lotus Leaf,
it Shines like a Pearl.
Drop is the Same,
but the 'COMPANY' matters.

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๐ŸŠ Our HOPES should be like HAIR & NAILS.
No matter how many times they get Cut,
but they never stop Growing.
That is why they say,
Always Hope for the Best,
however Bad the Situation may be.

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๐ŸŠ 'MEMORIES' are always Special.
Sometimes, We Laugh by
Remembering the days We Cried.
&
Sometimes, We Cry by
Remembering the days We Laughed.
Thats LIFE.

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๐ŸŠ SEA is common for All.
Some take Pearls,
Some take Fishes,
Some come out just with Wet Legs.
Word is common to all

My Recent visit Photos at Delhi

RULES OF LIFE

RULES OF LIFE
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Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about eleven (11) things they did not and will not learn in school.

He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to

Rule 2 : The world doesn't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: They called it opportunity.

Rule 6 : If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7 : Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you
talk about how cool you thought you were: So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room..

Rule 8 : Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer.
*This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9 : Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. *Do that on your own time.

Rule 10 : Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11 : Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one..

If you can read this... Thank a Teacher.

If you can read this in English... Thank a Soldier!

And for life and everything else you have... Thank God!!

AADHAR CARD - HAPPY READING FOR FUN

AADHAR CARD - HAPPPY READING - FOR FUN
A Scene in 2020...
Operator:Hello Pizza Hut!
Customer: Hello, can you please take my order?
Operator : Can I have your multi purpose Aadhar
card number first, Sir?
Customer: Yeah!
Hold on..... My number is 889861356102049998-45-54610
Operator : OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. You are calling from you home number now.
Customer: (Astonished) How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : We are connected to the system, Sir.
Customer: I wish to order your Seafood Pizza...
Operator : That's not a good idea Sir.
Customer: How come?
Operator : According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level, sir.
Customer: What?... What do you recommend then?
Operator : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it.
Customer: How do you know for sure?
Operator : You borrowed a book titled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week, sir.
Customer: OK I give up... Give me three family suize ones then.
Operator : That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Rs. 2,450.
Customer: Can I pay by credit card?
Operator : I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your
bank Rs. 1,51,758 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your
housing loan, Sir.
Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash
before your guy arrives.
Operator : You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've exhausted even your overdraft limit.
Customer: Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take
anyway?
Operator : About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your
motorcycle.
Customer: What?
Operator : According to the details in the system , you own a motorcycle registration number 1123.
Customer: "????" (hmmm.. these guys know my motorcyle number too!)
Operator : Is there anything else, sir?
Customer: Nothing.! .. by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?
Operator : We normally would sir, but based on your records, you're also diabetic... In the best
interest of your health, we are holding this offer for you.
Customer: teri
Operator: Better mind your language sir. Remember on 15th July 2007 you were imprisoned for 2
months and fined Rs.5,000 for using abusive language against a policeman...?

Customer faints.. aur banao Aadhar Card.....

Funny

URGENTLY NEEDED

URGENTLY NEEDED
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An ELECTRICIAN
..to restore the current between people that do not speak to each other anymore.

An OPTICIAN
..to change the outlook of people.

An ARTIST
..to draw a smile on everyone's face.

A CONSTRUCTION WORKER
..to build peace.

A GARDENER
...to cultivate good thoughts.
& lastly...

A MATHS TEACHER
...for us all to relearn how to count on each other...

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Thanks all

Thank you very much my dear friends and relatives for your lovely & affectionate wishes on my Birthday (today). Really it is wonder to receive many blessings & wishes on this day. Thanks all for remembering. It gave me enough power and vigor for serving more and more. Thanks one and all.

I Pray Lord Sainath of Shirdi to Shower His Choicest Blessing on all of us.
Yours
K.V.SrinivasaRao
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"เฐ’เฐฐేเฐฏ్.. เฐ’เฐธేเฐฏ్.." เฐ…เฐจి เฐธిเฐจిเฐฎాเฐฒ్เฐจి เฐšూเฐธి inspire เฐ…เฐฏి เฐฎాเฐŸ్เฐฒాเฐกుเฐ•ోเฐตเฐกం.. เฐ›ాเฐŸ్ เฐšేเฐธుเฐ•ోเฐตเฐกం เฐธเฐฐเฐฆాเฐ—ాเฐจే เฐ‰ంเฐŸుంเฐฆి..

เฐ•ాเฐจీ เฐ† เฐธเฐฐเฐฆా เฐœీเฐตిเฐคాเฐฒ్เฐจి เฐฌเฐฒి เฐคీเฐธుเฐ•ుంเฐŸోంเฐฆి...

เฐ‡เฐต్เฐตాเฐณ เฐ’เฐ•เฐฎ్เฐฎాเฐฏి เฐœీเฐตిเฐคాเฐจిเฐ•ి เฐธంเฐฌంเฐงింเฐšిเฐจ เฐตిเฐทเฐฏం เฐกీเฐฒ్ เฐšెเฐฏ్เฐฏాเฐฒ్เฐธి เฐตเฐš్เฐšింเฐฆి.. เฐ‡เฐฒాంเฐŸిเฐตి เฐ‡เฐช్เฐชเฐŸిเฐ•ి เฐ“ เฐชเฐฆీ, เฐชเฐฆిเฐนేเฐจు เฐ•ేเฐธుเฐฒు เฐจా เฐฆృเฐท్เฐŸిเฐ•ి เฐตเฐš్เฐšాเฐฏి..

เฐ† เฐ…เฐฎ్เฐฎాเฐฏి เฐชెเฐณ్เฐฒเฐฏి เฐจెเฐฒเฐจ్เฐจเฐฐ เฐฎాเฐค్เฐฐเฐฎే เฐ…เฐฏింเฐฆి... เฐชెเฐณ్เฐฒเฐตเฐ—ాเฐจే เฐญเฐฐ్เฐค เฐธింเฐ—เฐชూเฐฐ్‌ เฐตెเฐณ్เฐฒిเฐชోเฐฏాเฐกు, เฐญాเฐฐ్เฐฏเฐจి เฐคเฐฐ్เฐตాเฐค เฐคీเฐธుเฐ•ు เฐตెเฐณ్เฐฒే เฐช్เฐฒాเฐจ్‌เฐคో. เฐ…ంเฐคเฐฒో เฐˆ เฐ…เฐฎ్เฐฎాเฐฏి เฐฎెเฐฏిเฐฒ్, เฐเฐกి, เฐชాเฐธ్‌เฐตเฐฐ్เฐก్ เฐฆ్เฐตాเฐฐా เฐชాเฐค เฐ›ాเฐŸ్ เฐนిเฐธ్เฐŸเฐฐీ เฐฎొเฐค్เฐคం เฐคిเฐฐเฐ—ేเฐธ్เฐคే เฐ“ เฐ…เฐฌ్เฐฌాเฐฏిเฐคో เฐ›ాเฐŸ్ เฐšేเฐธిเฐจ เฐฎాเฐŸเฐฒు เฐธเฐฎเฐธ్เฐฏ เฐธృเฐท్เฐŸింเฐšాเฐฏి. "เฐ† เฐ…เฐฌ్เฐฌాเฐฏిเฐจే เฐชెเฐณ్เฐฒి เฐšేเฐธుเฐ•ుเฐจి เฐ‰ంเฐกొเฐš్เฐšు เฐ•เฐฆా" เฐ…เฐจి เฐ…เฐจుเฐฎాเฐจం เฐฎొเฐฆเฐฒెเฐŸ్เฐŸాเฐกు.

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เฐ‡เฐ•్เฐ•เฐก เฐŽเฐต్เฐตเฐกిเฐ•ీ เฐœీเฐตిเฐคంเฐชై เฐฌాเฐง్เฐฏเฐค เฐฒేเฐฆు.. เฐ…เฐฎ్เฐฎాเฐฏిเฐฒเฐ•ు เฐคเฐฒเฐจొเฐช్เฐชి เฐตเฐธ్เฐคే เฐœంเฐกూเฐฌాเฐฎ్‌เฐฒు เฐฐాเฐธే เฐฌాเฐฏ్ เฐซ్เฐฐెంเฐก్เฐธ్ เฐ•ాเฐตాเฐฒి.. เฐ…เฐฌ్เฐฌాเฐฏిเฐฒเฐ•ు เฐ•ొเฐฆ్เฐฆిเฐ—ా เฐฐొเฐฎాంเฐŸింเฐ—్‌เฐ—ా เฐฎాเฐŸ్เฐฒాเฐกเฐกాเฐจిเฐ•ి เฐ•ోเฐชเฐฐేเฐŸ్ เฐšేเฐธే เฐ…เฐฎ్เฐฎాเฐฏిเฐฒు เฐ•ాเฐตాเฐฒి... เฐ‡เฐท్เฐŸเฐฎొเฐš్เฐšిเฐจเฐŸ్เฐฒు เฐฎాเฐŸ్เฐฒాเฐกుเฐ•ుంเฐŸాเฐฐు. เฐ•ాเฐจీ เฐ† เฐฎాเฐŸเฐฒు เฐŽంเฐคเฐตเฐฐเฐ•ూ เฐ•เฐฐెเฐ•్เฐŸ్ เฐ…เฐจ్เฐจเฐฆి เฐŽเฐตเฐกిเฐ•ీ เฐชเฐŸ్เฐŸเฐฆు!!

เฐฐేเฐชు เฐชెเฐณ్เฐฒเฐฏ్เฐฏాเฐ• เฐฎీ เฐญాเฐฐ్เฐฏ เฐ‡เฐฒాเฐ—ే เฐตేเฐฐొเฐ•เฐฐిเฐคో เฐฎాเฐŸ్เฐฒాเฐกి เฐ‰ంเฐฆీ เฐ…เฐจి เฐคెเฐฒిเฐธ్เฐคే เฐคเฐŸ్เฐŸుเฐ•ోเฐตเฐกం เฐ…เฐฌ్เฐฌాเฐฏిเฐฒเฐ•ు เฐธాเฐง్เฐฏเฐฎเฐตుเฐคుంเฐฆా? เฐฎీ เฐญాเฐฐ్เฐฏเฐฒ్เฐจి เฐ•్เฐทเฐฎింเฐšเฐฒేเฐจి เฐตాเฐณ్เฐฒు เฐŽเฐตเฐฐో เฐฎుเฐ•్เฐ•ూ เฐฎొเฐนం เฐคెเฐฒీเฐจి เฐ…เฐฎ్เฐฎాเฐฏిเฐฒเฐคో เฐŽంเฐฆుเฐ•ు เฐฎాเฐŸเฐฒ్เฐฒోเฐจే เฐฎాเฐจเฐธిเฐ• เฐต్เฐฏเฐญిเฐšాเฐฐం เฐšేเฐธేเฐธ్เฐคాเฐฐు?

เฐ…เฐฎ్เฐฎాเฐฏిเฐฒూ เฐం เฐคเฐ•్เฐ•ుเฐต เฐคిเฐจเฐŸ్เฐฒేเฐฆు.. เฐฎంเฐšిเฐ—ా, เฐฌుเฐฆ్เฐงిเฐ—ా เฐ‰ంเฐกేเฐตాเฐณ్เฐฒు เฐ…เฐฎ్เฐฎాเฐฏిเฐฒเฐ•ు เฐจเฐš్เฐšเฐŸ్เฐฒేเฐฆు. เฐ•ొเฐฆ్เฐฆిเฐ—ా เฐ…เฐก్เฐตాเฐจ్เฐธ్‌เฐก్‌เฐ—ా เฐ‰ంเฐกాเฐฒి... เฐŽంเฐค เฐ…เฐก్เฐตాเฐจ్เฐธ్‌เฐก్ เฐ…ంเฐŸే เฐธిเฐจిเฐฎాเฐฒเฐ•ూ, เฐทిเฐ•ాเฐฐ్เฐฒเฐ•ీ เฐคిเฐช్เฐชుเฐคూ เฐฎుเฐฆ్เฐฆుเฐฒూ, เฐนเฐ—్‌เฐฒూ เฐ‡เฐš్เฐšే เฐฌాเฐชเฐคు เฐœเฐจాเฐฒే เฐจเฐš్เฐšుเฐคుเฐจ్เฐจాเฐฐు.. เฐ เฐฎూเฐฎెంเฐŸో เฐ•ాเฐฒు เฐœాเฐฐిเฐจా เฐซเฐฐ్เฐฒేเฐฆు.. เฐจเฐท్เฐŸం เฐం เฐฒేเฐฆు..

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เฐธిเฐ—్เฐ—ుเฐชเฐกాเฐฒ్เฐธి เฐตเฐธ్เฐคోంเฐฆి เฐญాเฐฐเฐคเฐฆేเฐถ เฐชเฐคเฐจాเฐจ్เฐจి เฐšూเฐธి! เฐคเฐฎ เฐœీเฐตిเฐคాเฐฒ్เฐจి เฐคాเฐฎే เฐธเฐฐ్เฐตเฐจాเฐถเฐจం เฐšేเฐธుเฐ•ుంเฐŸుเฐจ్เฐจ เฐฏుเฐตเฐคเฐจి เฐšూเฐธి!!

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เฐ•ంเฐช్เฐฏూเฐŸเฐฐ్เฐฒూ, เฐ‡ంเฐŸเฐฐ్เฐจెเฐŸ్เฐฒూ, เฐฎొเฐฌైเฐฒ్ เฐซోเฐจ్เฐฒూ, เฐ†เฐจ్‌เฐฒైเฐจ్ เฐซ్เฐฐెంเฐก్เฐธ్ เฐ‰เฐจ్เฐจเฐฆి เฐตిเฐš్เฐšเฐฒเฐตిเฐกిเฐ—ా เฐเฐฆిเฐฌเฐกిเฐคే เฐ…เฐฆి เฐฎాเฐŸ్เฐฒాเฐกుเฐ•ోเฐตเฐกాเฐจిเฐ•ి เฐ•ాเฐฆు.. เฐ…เฐฒా เฐฎాเฐŸ్เฐฒాเฐกుเฐ•ోเฐตเฐกం เฐธเฐฐเฐฆాเฐจూ เฐ•ాเฐฆు.. เฐ…เฐฒాంเฐŸి เฐฎాเฐŸเฐฒే เฐฐేเฐชు เฐฎీ เฐœీเฐตిเฐคాเฐฒเฐ•ు เฐ‰เฐฐిเฐคాเฐณ్เฐฒు เฐ•ాเฐฌోเฐคుเฐจ్เฐจాเฐฏి.

เฐฎీเฐฐేం เฐšేเฐฏాเฐฒ్เฐธిเฐจ เฐชเฐจిเฐฒేเฐฆు.. เฐšเฐจుเฐตుเฐ—ా เฐ’เฐ•్เฐ• เฐต్เฐฏเฐ•్เฐคిเฐคో เฐฎాเฐŸ్เฐฒాเฐกిเฐคే เฐšాเฐฒు.. เฐ…เฐจుเฐฎాเฐจం เฐ‡เฐŸ్เฐŸే เฐชుเฐŸ్เฐŸుเฐ•ొเฐธ్เฐคుంเฐฆి.. เฐฎీ เฐญాเฐฐ్เฐฏా, เฐฎీ เฐญเฐฐ్เฐคా เฐฎిเฐฎ్เฐฎเฐฒ్เฐจి เฐ…เฐจుเฐฎాเฐจింเฐšిเฐจంเฐค เฐฎాเฐค్เฐฐాเฐจ เฐตాเฐณ్เฐฒు เฐ‡เฐฐుเฐ•ైเฐจ เฐ†เฐฒోเฐšเฐจเฐฒు เฐ•เฐฒిเฐ—ిเฐจ เฐตాเฐณ్เฐฒూ เฐ•ాเฐฆూ.. เฐฎీเฐฐు เฐตిเฐถాเฐฒ เฐนృเฐฆเฐฏుเฐฒూ เฐ•ాเฐฆు. เฐˆ เฐธిเฐธ్เฐŸเฐฎ్ เฐ‡ంเฐคే... เฐฎీเฐฐేเฐฆో เฐ—ొเฐช్เฐช เฐ…เฐจి เฐซీเฐฒเฐตเฐ•ంเฐกి... เฐฎీ เฐชాเฐฐ్เฐŸเฐจเฐฐ్ เฐ…เฐจుเฐฎాเฐจింเฐšเฐ•ుంเฐกా เฐ—ౌเฐฐเฐตంเฐ—ా เฐ‰ంเฐกాเฐฒ్เฐธిเฐจ เฐฌాเฐง్เฐฏเฐคా เฐฎీเฐฆి, เฐฎీ เฐชాเฐฐ్เฐŸเฐจเฐฐ్‌เฐ•ి เฐ…เฐจుเฐฎాเฐจం เฐตเฐš్เฐšిเฐจా เฐฎీ เฐช్เฐฐเฐตเฐฐ్เฐคเฐจเฐคో เฐธంเฐญాเฐณింเฐšుเฐ•ుเฐจి เฐฎเฐณ్เฐฒీ เฐฎాเฐฎూเฐฒు เฐ…เฐต్เฐตాเฐฒ్เฐธిเฐจ เฐฌాเฐง్เฐฏเฐคా เฐฎీ เฐชాเฐฐ్เฐŸเฐจเฐฐ్‌เฐฆి.

เฐ…ంเฐคే เฐ—ాเฐจీ.. "เฐตాเฐกెเฐกเฐกు เฐจเฐจ్เฐจు เฐ…เฐจుเฐฎాเฐจింเฐšเฐกాเฐจిเฐ•ి.. เฐจిเฐจ్เฐจเฐ—ాเฐ• เฐฎొเฐจ్เฐจ เฐคాเฐณిเฐ•เฐŸ్เฐŸాเฐกు.. เฐจాเฐ•ు เฐˆ เฐฎเฐจిเฐทే เฐตเฐฆ్เฐฆు.. เฐจేเฐจు เฐธంเฐชాเฐฆింเฐšుเฐ•ోเฐตเฐŸ్เฐฒేเฐฆా.. เฐจా เฐฌ్เฐฐเฐคుเฐ•ు เฐฌ్เฐฐเฐคเฐ•เฐฒేเฐจా.." เฐ…เฐจి เฐเฐŸిเฐŸ్เฐฏూเฐก్ เฐšూเฐชింเฐšเฐฆเฐฒుเฐšుเฐ•ుเฐจ్เฐจాเฐฐా? เฐฎీ เฐœీเฐตిเฐคాเฐจ్เฐจి เฐฎీเฐฐే เฐจాเฐถเฐจం เฐšేเฐธుเฐ•ుంเฐŸుเฐจ్เฐจเฐŸ్เฐฒు! เฐšేเฐฏాเฐฒ్เฐธిเฐฆంเฐคా เฐฎీเฐฐే เฐšేเฐธి เฐคเฐช్เฐชు เฐŽเฐตเฐฐిเฐฆో เฐ…เฐจ్เฐจเฐŸ్เฐฒు เฐ‰ంเฐกเฐกం เฐŽเฐฒా เฐ•เฐฐెเฐ•్เฐŸ్?

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เฐšిเฐตเฐฐిเฐ—ా เฐ’เฐ•్เฐ• เฐฎాเฐŸ...

เฐˆ เฐฆేเฐถంเฐฒో เฐ•ొเฐจ్เฐจి เฐ•ోเฐŸ్เฐฒ เฐฆంเฐชเฐคుเฐฒు เฐœీเฐตిเฐคాంเฐคం เฐ•เฐฒిเฐธి เฐ‰เฐจ్เฐจాเฐฐు เฐคเฐฐเฐคเฐฐాเฐฒ เฐจుంเฐกీ... เฐ•เฐฒిเฐธి เฐฌ్เฐฐเฐคเฐ•เฐกాเฐจిเฐ•ీ, เฐ•ుเฐŸుంเฐฌ เฐตైเฐตాเฐนిเฐ• เฐœీเฐตเฐจాเฐจిเฐ•ీ เฐ…เฐฐ్เฐฅం เฐจేเฐฐ్เฐชింเฐฆీ เฐธంเฐธ్เฐ•ృเฐคి.. เฐฆీเฐจ్เฐจి เฐฎీ เฐ…เฐœ్เฐžాเฐจంเฐคో เฐฐోเฐœుเฐ•ో เฐฎเฐจిเฐทిเฐคో เฐ•เฐฒిเฐธి เฐฌ్เฐฐเฐคిเฐ•ే เฐฆాเฐฐుเฐฃเฐฎైเฐจ เฐธ్เฐฅిเฐคిเฐ•ి เฐฆిเฐ—เฐœాเฐฐ్เฐšเฐ•ంเฐกి.

- เฐจเฐฒ్เฐฒเฐฎోเฐคు เฐถ్เฐฐీเฐงเฐฐ్

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Sunday, September 15, 2013


GOD & SPIDER

Once a soldier during war lost his way and entered near enemy's camp. He could hear enemy soldiers coming in his direction. Scrambling for cover, he found his way up a high ridge to several small caves in the rock. Quickly he crawled inside one of the caves.

Although safe for the moment, he realized that once the enemy soldiers looking for him swept up the ridge, they would quickly search all the caves and he would be killed.As he waited, he prayed, "Lord, if it be your will,please protect me. Whatever your will though, I love you and trust you. "

After praying, he lay quietly listening to the enemy begin to draw close. He thought, "Well, I guess the Lord isn't going to help me out of this one." Then he saw a spider begin to build a web over the front of his cave.

"Hah, he thought. "What I need is a brick wall and what the Lord has sent me is a spider web. God does have a sense of humor." As the enemy drew closer he watched from the darkness of his hideout and could see them searching one cave after another.

As they came to his, he got ready to make his last stand. To his amazement, however, after glancing in the direction of his cave, they moved on. Suddenly, he realized that with the spider web over the entrance, his cave looked as if no one had entered for quite a while.

"Lord, forgive me," prayed the young man. "I had forgotten that in you a spider's web is stronger than a brick wall." We all face times of great trouble. When we do, it is so easy to forget what God can work in our lives, sometimes in the most surprising ways.And remember with God, a mere spider's web becomes a brick wall of protection.
SO ALWAYS BELIEVE IN HIM
FROG STORY

A farmer came into Chinese town and asked the owner of a restaurant if he could sell him a million frog legs. The restaurant owner was shocked and asked the man where he could get so many frog legs! The farmer replied, "There is a pond near my house that is full of frogs - millions of them. They all croak all night long and they are about to make me crazy!"

So the restaurant owner and the farmer made an agreement that the farmer would deliver frogs to the restaurant, five hundred at a time for the next several weeks. The first week, the farmer returned to the restaurant looking rather sheepish, with two scrawny little frogs. The restaurant owner said, "Well... where are all the frogs?" The farmer said, "I was mistaken. There were only these two frogs in the pond. But they sure were making a lot of noise!"

1- Next time you hear somebody criticizing or making fun of you, remember, it's probably just a couple of noisy frogs.

2- Problems always seem bigger in the dark. Have you ever laid in your bed at night worrying about things which seem almost overwhelming like a million frogs croaking? Chances are pretty good that when the morning comes, and you take a closer look, you'll wonder what all the fuss was...
FIVE THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER KNEW YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DO.

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. . Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:

FIRST: Emergency

The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialled even if the keypad is locked. Try it out...

SECOND: Have you locked your keys in the car?

Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other ' remote ' for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk)...

THIRD: Hidden Battery Power

Imagine your mobile battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your mobile will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your mobile next time.

FOURTH: How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?

To check your Mobile phone ' s serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 # A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset.. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.

You probably won ' t get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can ' t use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.

FIFTH : ATM - PIN Number Reversal - Good to Know

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can notify the police by entering your PIN # in reverse. For example, if your pin number is 1234, then you would put in 4321.

The ATM system recognizes that your PIN number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine. The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to the location. This information was recently broadcast on CTV by Crime Stoppers however it is seldom used because people just don ' t know about it...... Please pass this along to everyone.

This is the kind of information people don ' t mind receiving, so pass it on to your family and friends.

THE GOODNESS OF IDLIS

During the pre-independence days, an Iyer and a Britisher were travelling by the Howrah Express train, from Madras to Calcutta. The train left Madras Central railway station at 8 p.m. sharp, and the next morning at 7 a.m., it was at Vijayawada.

The Britisher had a sumptuous Spencer's breakfast, delivered to him by a butler, in livery. But the Iyer opened the top box of his 4-compartment, steel tiffin carrier, and ate two idlis.

Lunch at Waltair station (as Visakhapatnam was then called), was a heavy meal served to the Britisher, by the Railway Refreshment stall. But the Iyer only opened the second box of his tiffin carrier, pulled out 4 idlis, and ate them with relish. The Britisher was curious, as to what was happening. But being a Britisher, kept his stiff-upper-lip posture on.

But when the scene repeated, during dinner at Berhampur, the Britisher could no longer contain himself, and enquired from the Iyer, " Sir, what are those white things you have been eating, all along? "

The Iyer replied, " Sir, these are called intelligence tablets. We South Indians, can live on them for days, together. "

Britisher: " But how do you make them ? "

The Iyer went into an elaborate description, of the raw materials and processes, of making idlis.

Britisher : " Can you please give me a couple of them? But you need not give them to me free of charge. I'll be happy to pay you, whatever price you quote. "

The Iyer thought for a while, and said, "Actually, I have only three more of them left, for tomorrow morning's breakfast. But since I am going to my relative's place, I can spare them for you. But they will cost you, 20 Indian Rupees each ".

The Britisher paid up immediately, happy that he was so lucky. The next morning, at the Howrah railway station in Calcutta, as they were about to part ways, the Britisher asked the Iyer, "But tell me sir, are you sure you have told me the entire process, without leaving out any details? ".

Iyer replied, "Yes, I told you all the details".

Britisher: "Then why were those intelligence tablets, so costly?"

The Iyer replied,"See?! You ate only 3 of them last night, and they have already started working?!"

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

INDIAN COW - Just for Laugh


You'll forget ur english by the time you finish reading this.
THIS IS A TRUE ESSAY WRITTEN BY A CANDIDATE(MAHESH PANDEY) AT UPSC (IAS) EXAMINATIONS. THE CANDIDATE HAS WRITTEN AN ESSAY ON THE INDIAN COW:

INDIAN COW

He is the cow. the cow is a successful animal. also he is 4 footed, and because he is a female, he gives milks. He is same like God. sacred to hindus and useful to man. but he has got four legs together. two are forward and two are afterwards. his whole body can be utilised for use. more so the milk. milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement.

what can it do? various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why condensed milk and so forth. and he is also useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. his motion is slow only because he is of lazy species, and also his gober is much useful to farmers, plants and trees and is used to make flat cakes in hand and drying sun.

cow is the only animal that extricates after eating. then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth.

he is inessantly in the meadows in the grass. his only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. this is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapond to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forewards. he has got his tails also situated in the backyard. but not like similiar animals. it has hairs on the other end of the other side. this is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.

the palms of his feet are soft onto the touch. so the grasses head is not crushed. at night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts. his eyes and nose are like his other relatives. this is the cow......................

SEND THIS TO UR ENGLISH TEACHER SHE SURELY GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE.