strangers shall not to be under estimated-
It was a recruitment session in a reputed IT firm. There were many rounds for sorting the candidates .Each round had some drop list. All who went through the tests had to go for next level. Finally very few were left for the next levels.
One person asks his neighbor: I’m Yogesh. May I Know yours Mr.……..
Neighbor: I’m Dinesh.
Yogesh: The previous rounds were tough, how did you feel?
Dinesh: Not that tough, the technical round was, but I have excelled in it.
Yogesh: Then all your rounds went well. Where have you done your graduation from?
Dinesh: IIT, xxx city!! Well where you have done yours?
Yogesh:
Not that great institution. I have done from a local college. We may
have to wait a little long for the next round. Shall we play a small
game?
Dinesh: Actually, I am not interested to gossip with a stranger. But, as the time has to be spent, I’ll play. What’s it?
Yogesh: I will start with a topic, who has the final say will win the game.
Dinesh: Fine.Start that.
Yogesh: Mr. Modi had an excellent hatrick win in Gujarat elections .That’s interesting? What made that happen?
Dinesh: I’m not interested in politics and political discussions.
Yogesh: Well, do you browse through face-book or twitter for updates? Let’s talk on some common interests.
Dinesh: Yeah! But I rarely browse it because, it’s just wasting time over silly talks. I have many other important works for my valuable time.
Yogesh: Are you an athlete? May be you spent time playing your favorite game.
Dinesh: NO WAY. Only back benchers play and waste time as they find studies difficult. I’m NOT THAT LOT.
Yogesh: Thank you Mr. Dinesh Chakradhar Bhagnani. Better luck next time. I won THE GAME.
Dinesh: How come you won the game? I haven’t started it. And by the way how do you KNOW MY FULL NAME?
Yogesh: Well, this was your HR round and I’m the HR manager here. Sorry, you could not score any in this round.
Dinesh: Oh no! I didn’t know that interviews are taken like this in corridors too, or else I would have done it better.
Yogesh:
I have observed that you are not interested in current affairs, you do
not have a sufficient networking to deal issues, You do not keep
yourself fit and our company requires a person who is smart enough to
know the latest trends, have sufficient networking skills to explore new
areas for our product sale & physical fitness ensures mental cool
to handles critical situations.
Better luck next time.
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