INDIAN COW - Just for Laugh

You'll forget ur english by the time you finish reading this.
THIS IS A TRUE ESSAY WRITTEN BY A CANDIDATE(MAHESH PANDEY) AT UPSC (IAS) EXAMINATIONS. THE CANDIDATE HAS WRITTEN AN ESSAY ON THE INDIAN COW:

INDIAN COW

He is the cow. the cow is a successful animal. also he is 4 footed, and because he is a female, he gives milks. He is same like God. sacred to hindus and useful to man. but he has got four legs together. two are forward and two are afterwards. his whole body can be utilised for use. more so the milk. milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement.

what can it do? various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why condensed milk and so forth. and he is also useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. his motion is slow only because he is of lazy species, and also his gober is much useful to farmers, plants and trees and is used to make flat cakes in hand and drying sun.

cow is the only animal that extricates after eating. then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth.

he is inessantly in the meadows in the grass. his only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. this is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapond to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forewards. he has got his tails also situated in the backyard. but not like similiar animals. it has hairs on the other end of the other side. this is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.

the palms of his feet are soft onto the touch. so the grasses head is not crushed. at night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts. his eyes and nose are like his other relatives. this is the cow......................

SEND THIS TO UR ENGLISH TEACHER SHE SURELY GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE.

STOCK MARKET

 

Once upon a time in a village, a man announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs 10. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them..

The man bought thousands at Rs 10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.

He further announced that he would now buy at Rs20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to Rs 25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at Rs 50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at Rs 35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell it to him for Rs 50."
The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.

Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!

Welcome to the 'Stock Market'

strangers shall not to be under estimated--------an interestingincident.


It was a recruitment session in a reputed IT firm. There were many rounds for sorting the candidates .Each round had some drop list. All who went through the tests had to go for next level. Finally very few were left for the next levels.

One person asks his neighbor:  I’m Yogesh. May I Know yours Mr.……..

Neighbor:  I’m Dinesh.

Yogesh: The previous rounds were tough, how did you feel?

Dinesh: Not that tough, the technical round was, but I have excelled in it.

Yogesh: Then all your rounds went well. Where have you  done your graduation from?

Dinesh: IIT, xxx city!! Well where you have done yours?

Yogesh: Not that great institution. I have done from a local college. We may have to wait a little long for the next round. Shall we play a small game?

Dinesh:  Actually, I am not interested to gossip with a stranger. But, as the time has to be spent, I’ll play. What’s it?

Yogesh: I will start with a topic, who has the final say will win the game.

Dinesh:  Fine.Start that.

Yogesh: Mr. Modi had an excellent hatrick win in Gujarat elections .That’s interesting? What made that happen?

Dinesh:  I’m not interested in politics and political discussions.

Yogesh: Well, do you browse through face-book or twitter for updates? Let’s talk on some common interests.

Dinesh:  Yeah!  But I rarely browse it because, it’s just wasting time over silly talks. I have many other important works for my valuable time.

Yogesh: Are you an athlete? May be you spent time playing your favorite game.

Dinesh:  NO WAY. Only back benchers play and waste time as they find studies difficult. I’m NOT THAT LOT.

Yogesh: Thank you Mr. Dinesh Chakradhar Bhagnani. Better luck next time. I won THE GAME.

Dinesh:  How come you won the game? I haven’t started it. And by the way how do you KNOW MY FULL NAME?

Yogesh: Well, this was your HR round and I’m the HR manager here. Sorry, you could not score any in this round.

Dinesh:  Oh no! I didn’t know that interviews are taken like this in corridors too, or else I would have done it better.

Yogesh: I have observed that you are not interested in current affairs, you do not have a sufficient networking to deal issues, You do not keep yourself fit  and our company requires a person who is smart enough to know the latest trends, have sufficient networking skills to explore new areas for our product sale & physical fitness ensures mental cool to handles critical situations.

                   Better luck next time.

“HARSH  WORDS HURT”

 

I always liked food prepared by mom. When I was  kid, one night she had made dinner after a long  hard day at work. She placed a plate of bread jam  and extremely burned toast in front of my dad. I  was waiting to see if anyone noticed the burnt toast.  But dad just ate his toast and asked me how was my day at school.

 

Afterwards, I do remember I heard mom apologizing  to dad for burning the toast. And I'll never forget  what he said: "Honey, I love burned toast." Later  that night, I went to kiss dad good night and  asked  him if he really liked his toast burnt. He wrapped  me in his arms and said,  "Your momma put in a long hard day at work today  and she was really tired.  

 

And besides,  a burnt  toast never hurts anyone but harsh words do!

 

You know, life is full of imperfect things and  imperfect people. I'm not the best at hardly anything, and I do forget birthdays and  anniversaries just like everyone else. What I've learned over the years, is that learning to accept  each others faults and choosing to celebrate each  other’s differences, is one of the most important  keys to  creating a healthy, growing, and lasting  relationship”. 

 

Life is too short to wake up with regrets. Love the  people who treat you right and have compassion for  the ones who don't. ENJOY LIFE NOW.  It has an expiry  date.

Awesome Conversation

Don't miss even a single word... Too good 

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty. He asks one of his new students to stand and.....
Prof:-So you believe in God?
Student:-Absolutely, sir.
Prof: -Is God good?
Student:-Sure.
Prof:-Is God all-powerful?
Student: -Yes.
Prof:-My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?

(Student is silent.)

Prof:-You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fellow Is God well?
Student:-Yes.
Prof:-Is Satan good?
Student: - No.
Prof:-Where does Satan come from?
Student:-From...God....
Prof:-That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student:-Yes.
Prof:-Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student:-Yes.
Prof:-So who created evil? 

(Student does not answer.) 

Prof:-Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student:-Yes, sir.
Prof:-So, who created them?

(Student has no answer.)

Prof:-Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever
seen God?
Student:-No, sir.
Prof:-Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student:-No, sir.
Prof:-Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student:-No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: -Yet you still believe in Him?
Student:-Yes.
Prof:-According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student:-Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof:-Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student:-Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof:-Yes.
Student:-And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof:-Yes.
Student:-No sir. There isn't.
 
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.) 
  
Student-: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it. (There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student:-What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof:-Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student:-You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof:-So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student:-Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof:-Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student:-Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof:-If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student:-Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)

Student:-Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)
Student:-Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student: - Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Prof:-I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student:-That is it sir.... The link between man & god is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving & alive.
NB: I believe you have enjoyed the conversation...and if so...you'll probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy the same...won't you?..... This is a true story, and the
student was none other than.........
APJ Abdul Kalam , the former president of India .

Thanks for my Birthday wishes

Dear Friends,
Thanks a lot for wishing me today on my Birthday and showing your love and affection. You all made today as joyful and memorable.

God Bless you all,

With warm Regards,
K.V.SrinivasaRao
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Dear Friends, 

Wish you and your family members A Very Happy, Prosperous, Wealthy and Healthy New year 2013. 

Happiness deep down within. Serenity with each sunrise .
Success in each facet of your life . Family beside you .
Close and caring friends . Health, inside you.
Love that never ends ..
Special memories of all the yesterdays ..
 A bright today with much to be thankful for.
 A path that leads to beautiful tomorrows ..
Dreams that do their best to come true ..
Appreciation of all the wonderful things about you .
Wishing you lots of Happiness , Success , Love n Good health

On this Occasion, I pray Lord Sainath of Shirdi to Shower His Choicest Blessings on all of us. 

Warm Regards 
K.V.SRINIVASA RAO & FAMILY.

WHEN A LIZARD CAN, WHY CAN'T WE? This is a true story that happened in Japan. In order to renovate the house, someone in Japan breaks open the wall. Japanese houses normally have a hollow space between the wooden walls. When tearing down the walls, he found that there was a lizard stuck there because a nail from outside hammered into one of its feet. He sees this, feels pity, and at the same time curious, as when he checked the nail, it was nailed 10 years ago when the house was first built. What happened? The lizard has survived in such position for 10 years!!!!!!! !!! In a dark wall partition for 10 years without moving, it is impossible and mind-boggling. Then he wondered how this lizard survived for 10 years!!! without moving a single step--since its foot was nailed! So he stopped his work and observed the lizard, what it has been doing, and what and how it has been eating. Later, not knowing from where it came appears another lizard, with food in its mouth. Ah! He was stunned and touched deeply. For the lizard that was stuck by nail, another lizard has been feeding it for the past 10 years.. . Imagine? it has been doing that untiringly for 10 long years, without giving up hope on its partner. Think, will u do that to your partner? Think that will you do it to your Mom who brought you after a big struggle of nine long months? Or at least to your Dad, Friends, Co-workers, brothers and Sisters? Imagine what a small creature can do that a creature blessed with a brilliant mind can't. As information and communication technology advances, our access to information becomes faster and faster. But the distance between human beings . . . is it getting closer as well? Please never abandon your loved ones Never Say U R Busy When They Really Need You ... You May Have The Entire World At Your Feet..... But You Might Be The Only World To Them.... A Moment of negligence might break the very heart which loves you thru all odds.. Before you say something just remember..It takes a moment to Break but an entire life to make... To Live Use Heart And to Survive use Brains. Then Life would be a paradise Unfurling only Love Joy and Happiness... ... Spread this message to everyone you Love and Help them Live life and not merely Survive.....

Read This Message.....!!!! How to Detect Hidden Camera in Trial Room? In front of the trial room take your mobile and make sure that mobile can make calls........ Then enter into the trail room, take your mobile and make a call..... If u c...an't make a call......!!!! There is a hidden camera...... This is due to the interference of fiber optic cable during the signal transfer...... Please forward this to your friends to educate this issue to the public......To prevent our innocent ladies from HIDDEN CAMERA........... Pinhole Cameras in Changing Rooms. A few days ago, I received this text message: Please don't use Trial room, there are pinhole cameras to make MMS of young girls. So, please forward to all girls. Also forward to all boys who have sisters and girlfriends. Don't be shy in forwarding this message. Because its about protecting the integrity of all girls & ladies. HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR? When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., How many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror I.e., they can see you, but you can't see them. There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of Mirror we are looking at? CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (There may be someone seeing you from the other side). So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything. It is simple to do. This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. Share this message with your sisters, wife, daughters,colleague 'n All Your friends.

Never mind Take is easy

ME and MY BOSS

When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,

When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough

When I don't do it,
I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,

When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,

When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss,
He is cooperating ,

When I make a mistake,
I' am an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake,
He's only human.

When I am out of the office,
I am wondering around.

When my boss is out of the office,
He's on business.

When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick,
He must be very ill.

When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview .

When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked

When I do g ood,
my boss never remembers,

When I do wrong,
he never forgets
what to do?????????????

never mind take is easy

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Thanks for my Birthday wishes.

My Sincere thanks are due to all for wishing me on my Birthday, today. On this occasion, I once again rededicate my self in the service of Lord Sainath and His devotees.
I pray Lord Sainath of Shirdi to Shower His choicest Blessings on all.
SaiSevak SrinivasaRao Kasturi.

NEW YEAR GREETINGS TO ALL

" WISH YOU & YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS " A VERY HAPPY, PROSPEROUS, HEALTHY AND GLORIOUS NEW YEAR 2012"

With Warm Regards,
K.V.SRINIVASA RAO & FAMILY

Not all thieves are stupid - must read those use modern gadgets.

This gives us something to think about with all our new electronic

technology.



GPS

A couple of weeks ago a friend told me that someone she knew had their car

broken into while they were at a football game. Their car was parked on the

green which was adjacent to the football stadium and specially allotted to

football fans. Things stolen from the car included a garage door remote

control, some money and a GPS which had been prominently mounted on the

dashboard.



When the victims got home, they found that their house had been ransacked

and just about everything worth anything had been stolen. The thieves had

used the GPS to guide them to the house. They then used the garage remote

control to open the garage door and gain entry to the house. The thieves

knew the owners were at the football game, they knew what time the game was

scheduled to finish and so they knew how much time they had to clean out the

house. It would appear that they had brought a truck to empty the house of

its contents.



Something to consider if you have a GPS - don't put your home address in

it.. Put a nearby address (like a store or gas station) so you can still

find your way home if you need to, but no one else would know where you live

if your GPS were stolen.



MOBILE PHONES

I never thought of this.......



This lady has now changed her habit of how she lists her names on her mobile

phone after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag, which contained her cell

phone, credit card, wallet... Etc...was stolen.



20 minutes later when she called her hubby, from a pay phone telling him

what had happened, hubby says 'I received your text asking about our Pin

number and I've replied a little while ago.' When they rushed down to the

bank, the bank staff told them all the money was already withdrawn. The

thief had actually used the stolen cell phone to text 'hubby' in the contact

list and got hold of the pin number. Within 20 minutes he had withdrawn all

the money from their bank account.



Moral of the lesson:

Do not disclose the relationship between you and the people in your contact

list.



Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, Sweetheart, Dad, Mom, etc....



And very importantly, when sensitive info is being asked through texts,

CONFIRM by calling back



Also, when you're being texted by friends or family to meet them somewhere,

be sure to call back to confirm that the message came from them. If you

don't reach them, be very careful about going places to meet 'family and

friends' who text you

Choosing a Successor - Really interesting story

A successful business man was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business..

Instead of choosing one of his Directors or his children, he decided to do something different. He called all the young executives in his company together.

He said, "It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO.

I have decided to choose one of you.. "The young executives were Shocked, but the boss continued. "I am going to give each one of you a SEED today - one very special SEED... I want you to plant the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today with what you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be the next CEO."

One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed. He went home and excitedly, told his wife the story. She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted the seed. Everyday, he would water it and watch to see if it had grown. After about three weeks, some of the other executives began to talk about their seeds and the plants that were beginning to grow.

Jim kept checking his seed, but nothing ever grew.

Three weeks, four weeks, five weeks went by, still nothing.

By now, others were talking about their plants, but Jim didn't have a plant and he felt like a failure.

Six months went by -- still nothing in Jim's pot. He just knew he had killed his seed. Everyone else had trees and tall plants, but he had nothing. Jim didn't say anything to his colleagues, however.

He just kept watering and fertilizing the soil - He so wanted the seed to grow.

A year finally went by and all the young executives of the company brought their plants to the CEO for inspection.

Jim told his wife that he wasn't going to take an empty pot. But she asked him to be honest about what happened. Jim felt sick to his stomach, it was going to be the most embarrassing moment of his life, but he knew his wife was right. He took his empty pot to the board room. When Jim arrived, he was amazed at the variety of plants grown by the other executives. They were beautiful -- in all shapes and sizes. Jim put his empty pot on the floor and many of his colleagues laughed, a few felt sorry for him!

When the CEO arrived, he surveyed the room and greeted his young executives.

Jim just tried to hide in the back. "My, what great plants, trees, and flowers you have grown," said the CEO. "Today one of you will be appointed the next CEO!"

All of a sudden, the CEO spotted Jim at the back of the room with his empty pot. He ordered the Financial Director to bring him to the front. Jim was terrified. He thought, "The CEO knows I'm a failure! Maybe he will have me fired!"

When Jim got to the front, the CEO asked him what had happened to his seed - Jim told him the story.

The CEO asked everyone to sit down except Jim. He looked at Jim, and then announced to the young executives, "Behold your next Chief Executive Officer!

His name is Jim!" Jim couldn't believe it. Jim couldn't even grow his seed.

"How could he be the new CEO?" the others said.

Then the CEO said, "One year ago today, I gave everyone in this room a seed. I told you to take the seed, plant it, water it, and bring it back to me today. But I gave you all boiled seeds; they were dead - it was not possible for them to grow.

All of you, except Jim, have brought me trees and plants and flowers. When you found that the seed would not grow, you substituted another seed for the one I gave you. Jim was the only one with the courage and honesty to bring me a pot with my seed in it. Therefore, he is the one who will be the new Chief Executive Officer!"

* If you plant honesty, you will reap trust

* If you plant goodness, you will reap friends

* If you plant humility, you will reap greatness

* If you plant perseverance, you will reap contentment

* If you plant consideration, you will reap perspective

* If you plant hard work, you will reap success

* If you plant forgiveness, you will reap reconciliation

* If you plant faith in God, you will reap a harvest

So, be careful what you plant now; it will determine what you will reap later.

"Whatever You Give To Life, Life Gives You Back"

Know Correct Sleeping times - Very helpful

Reasons for sleeping and waking up early.

Evening at 9 - 11pm:is the time for eliminating unnecessary/toxic chemicals (detoxification) from the antibody system (lymph nodes). This time duration should be spent by relaxing or listening to music. If during this time a housewife is still in an un-relaxed state such as washing the dishes or monitoring children doing their homework, this will have a negative impact on health.

Evening at 11pm - 1am: is the detoxification process in the liver, and ideally should be done in a deep sleep state.
Early morning 1 - 3am: detoxification process in the gall, also ideally done in a deep sleep state.

Early morning 3 - 5am: detoxification in the lungs. Therefore there will sometimes be a severe cough for cough sufferers during this time. Since the detoxification process had reached the respiratory tract, there is no need to take cough medicine so as not to interfere with toxin removal process.

Morning 5 - 7am: detoxification in the colon, you should empty your bowel.

Morning 7 - 9am: absorption of nutrients in the small intestine, you should be having breakfast at this time. Breakfast should be earlier, before 6:30am, for those who are sick.

Breakfast before 7:30am is very beneficial to those wanting to stay fit. Those who always skip breakfast, they should change their habits, and it is still better to eat breakfast late until 9 - 10am rather than no meal at all.

Sleeping so late and waking up too late will disrupt the process of removing unnecessary chemicals. Aside from that, midnight to 4:00 am is the time when the bone marrow produces blood. Therefore, have a good sleep and don't sleep late.

TAKE CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH
Live Life Without Limits!

Dirt - A Small Story to learn

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously
for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided
the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just
wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a
shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized
what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he

quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was
astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the
donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step
up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he
would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!*

MORAL:

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting
out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles
is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not
stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less from people but more from God.

Can ELECTRICITY pass through Flash light of the Digital camera to your body???

Can ELECTRICITY pass through Flash light of the
Digital camera to your body??? Yes it is 100% true.

This is a true
incidence reported of a boy aged 19, who was studying in 1st year of
engineering, who died in Keshvani Hospital, Mumbai. He was admitted in the
Hospital as a burned patient.

Reason?

This boy had gone to
Amravati (a place located in State of Maharashtra ) on a study tour, on their
return they were waiting at the railway station to catch the train. Many of them
started taking pictures of their friends using "Mobile Phones" and / or "Digital
Camera". One of them complained that, he was unable to capture the full group of
friends in one frame in the Digicam.

This boy moved away to a distance to get the whole group.

He failed to notice that at an angle above his head, 40,000 volts electrical line was passing through.

As soon as he clicked the digital camera? 40,000 volt current passed through the camera flash light to his camera and then from his camera to his fingers & to his body. All this happened within a fraction of a second. His body was half
burned.

They arranged for an ambulance & his burned body was brought to Keshavani Hospital, Mumbai.

For one & half days or so he was conscious & talking. Doctors did not have much hopes as there was a lot of complex issues in his body. He passed away later.

Now how many of us are aware about these technical
threats & dangers? Even if we are, how many of us are adhering??

Now should we call ourselves as educated and knowledgeable people?

Please avoid mobile phones on petrol outlets.
Please avoid talking on mobile phones while driving.

Change that "Chalta Hai Yaar Attitude".

Please avoid talking on mobile phones while kept in charging
mode without disconnecting from wall socket.

Please do not keep mobile phones on your bed while charging and / on wooden
furniture.

Avoid using mobile phones / Digital cameras near high voltage
electrical lines like in railway stations and avoid using flash.

You could create a safety awareness among people by
sharing this information....

Stop Spoiling & Wasting your money and stop SMS-ing to KBC or the OTHER TV CONTESTs

We all know KBC is Good Business.
But have you ever pondered...
How Good....????

Any guesses? Let's see...

Airtel, Idea & All other subscribers are charging Rs.5/- per SMS sent for this contest.
India have States: 28, Union Territories: 7, Districts: 640,
Population =1,210,193,422 (Survey On March 1, 2011),

Average Districts population is 18, 00,000
82,69,30,000 (82 Crore) Mobile User &

Telephone Subscribers (Wireless and Landline): 861480000 (86 Crore) (Apr’2011)
[Land Lines: 34550000 (3 Crore) (Apr’2011), Mobile Cell phones: 82,69,30,000 (82 Crore) (Spr’2011)]

Assuming 1% person are making call to KBC

5Rs/SMS X 8269300 (82Lac, 0.82 Crore) = Rs. 4,10,00,000 (4.1Crores)

4.1Crore in 20 minutes.
(People trying for the 2 Lac cash prize)

Imagine what if 10% person entries try out than it will be 41 Crores

And it does not stop there...

In practice it could be another multiple of 100 or a multiple of 1000 on an average.

In that case it is 4.1 x 30episode = 123 crores earnings in just 20 minutes on every episode!!!
So Total per month income from this KBC season is 123 crores from episode and 1230 crores from (People trying for the 2 Lac cash prize.) = 1353 Crores per months

And the prize money: A mere 2 crores...
(And from whose pocket?)

Smart Business by Siddharth Basu!

And the best part of this calculation is just the SMS earning!!

What about the Ad money?

A rough annual profit calculation goes like this:
Rs. 1353 Crores per months X 12 = Rs. 16263 Crores annually

Let even 50% get dissolved in taxes and other payments of mobile company, still you will be left with

Rs. 8118-crores profit!!! (Only from SMS)

Simple Question:
"KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI”
And your options are---

A) SONY TV
B) AIRTEL, IDEA, AND OTHER MOBILE COMPANY
C) AMITABH BACHAN
D) SIDDHARTH BASU
Computerji iska jawab bataiye....

Ans: All FOUR..!!!!
PS: Now you know why AB gets all emotional when the episodes end...........
So pls friends stop Spoiling & Wasting your money and stop SMSing to KBC or the OTHER TV CONTESTs

Pls Care for Your Money in this inflation & price high,
Forward this email to your friends and let them know also the fact of KBC.

6 PRINCIPLES OF LIFE

1� No point using limited life to chase unlimited money.

2� No point earning so much money you cannot live to spend it.

3� Money is not yours until you spend it.

4� When you are young, you use your health to chase your wealth; when you are old, you use your wealth to buy back your health. Difference is that, it is too late.

5� How happy a man is, is not how much he has but how little he needs.

6� No point working so hard to provide for the people you have no time to spend with and they will have no time for you when you are old,ailing,lonely and needing them.

Remember this -- We come to this world with nothing, we leave this world with nothing!

This is the proof that you don't have to have money to be happy.

Mother's Love

This is a true story of Mother’s Sacrifice during the China Earthquake.

After the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a young woman’s house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like a person was worshiping; her body was leaning forward, and her two hands were supporting by an object. The collapsed house had crashed her back and her head.



With so many difficulties, the leader of the rescuer team put his hand through a narrow gap on the wall to reach the woman’s body. He was hoping that this woman could be still alive. However, the cold and stiff body told him that she had passed away for sure.

He and the rest of the team left this house and were going to search the next collapsed building. For some reasons, the team leader was driven by a compelling force to go back to the ruin house of the dead woman. Again, he knelt down and used his had through the narrow cracks to search the little space under the dead body. Suddenly, he screamed with excitement,” A child! There is a child! “

The whole team worked together; carefully they removed the piles of ruined objects around the dead woman. There was a 3 months old little boy wrapped in a flowery blanket under his mother’s dead body. Obviously, the woman had made an ultimate sacrifice for saving her son. When her house was falling, she used her body to make a cover to protect her son. The little boy was still sleeping peacefully when the team leader picked him up.

The medical doctor came quickly to exam the little boy. After he opened the blanket, he saw a cell phone inside the blanket. There was a text message on the screen. It said,” If you can survive, you must remember that I love you.” This cell phone was passing around from one hand to another. Every body that read the message wept. ” If you can survive, you must remember that I love you.” Such is the mother’s love for her child!!