
Sunday, January 12, 2014
Sunday, September 15, 2013
GOD & SPIDER
Once a soldier during war lost his way and entered near enemy's camp. He could hear enemy soldiers coming in his direction. Scrambling for cover, he found his way up a high ridge to several small caves in the rock. Quickly he crawled inside one of the caves.
Although safe for the moment, he realized that once the enemy soldiers looking for him swept up the ridge, they would quickly search all the caves and he would be killed.As he waited, he prayed, "Lord, if it be your will,please protect me. Whatever your will though, I love you and trust you. "
After praying, he lay quietly listening to the enemy begin to draw close. He thought, "Well, I guess the Lord isn't going to help me out of this one." Then he saw a spider begin to build a web over the front of his cave.
"Hah, he thought. "What I need is a brick wall and what the Lord has sent me is a spider web. God does have a sense of humor." As the enemy drew closer he watched from the darkness of his hideout and could see them searching one cave after another.
As they came to his, he got ready to make his last stand. To his amazement, however, after glancing in the direction of his cave, they moved on. Suddenly, he realized that with the spider web over the entrance, his cave looked as if no one had entered for quite a while.
"Lord, forgive me," prayed the young man. "I had forgotten that in you a spider's web is stronger than a brick wall." We all face times of great trouble. When we do, it is so easy to forget what God can work in our lives, sometimes in the most surprising ways.And remember with God, a mere spider's web becomes a brick wall of protection.
SO ALWAYS BELIEVE IN HIM
FROG STORY
A farmer came into Chinese town and asked the owner of a restaurant if he could sell him a million frog legs. The restaurant owner was shocked and asked the man where he could get so many frog legs! The farmer replied, "There is a pond near my house that is full of frogs - millions of them. They all croak all night long and they are about to make me crazy!"
So the restaurant owner and the farmer made an agreement that the farmer would deliver frogs to the restaurant, five hundred at a time for the next several weeks. The first week, the farmer returned to the restaurant looking rather sheepish, with two scrawny little frogs. The restaurant owner said, "Well... where are all the frogs?" The farmer said, "I was mistaken. There were only these two frogs in the pond. But they sure were making a lot of noise!"
1- Next time you hear somebody criticizing or making fun of you, remember, it's probably just a couple of noisy frogs.
2- Problems always seem bigger in the dark. Have you ever laid in your bed at night worrying about things which seem almost overwhelming like a million frogs croaking? Chances are pretty good that when the morning comes, and you take a closer look, you'll wonder what all the fuss was...
A farmer came into Chinese town and asked the owner of a restaurant if he could sell him a million frog legs. The restaurant owner was shocked and asked the man where he could get so many frog legs! The farmer replied, "There is a pond near my house that is full of frogs - millions of them. They all croak all night long and they are about to make me crazy!"
So the restaurant owner and the farmer made an agreement that the farmer would deliver frogs to the restaurant, five hundred at a time for the next several weeks. The first week, the farmer returned to the restaurant looking rather sheepish, with two scrawny little frogs. The restaurant owner said, "Well... where are all the frogs?" The farmer said, "I was mistaken. There were only these two frogs in the pond. But they sure were making a lot of noise!"
1- Next time you hear somebody criticizing or making fun of you, remember, it's probably just a couple of noisy frogs.
2- Problems always seem bigger in the dark. Have you ever laid in your bed at night worrying about things which seem almost overwhelming like a million frogs croaking? Chances are pretty good that when the morning comes, and you take a closer look, you'll wonder what all the fuss was...
FIVE THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER KNEW YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DO.
There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. . Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:
FIRST: Emergency
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialled even if the keypad is locked. Try it out...
SECOND: Have you locked your keys in the car?
Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other ' remote ' for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk)...
THIRD: Hidden Battery Power
Imagine your mobile battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your mobile will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your mobile next time.
FOURTH: How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone ' s serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 # A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset.. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.
You probably won ' t get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can ' t use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.
FIFTH : ATM - PIN Number Reversal - Good to Know
If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can notify the police by entering your PIN # in reverse. For example, if your pin number is 1234, then you would put in 4321.
The ATM system recognizes that your PIN number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine. The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to the location. This information was recently broadcast on CTV by Crime Stoppers however it is seldom used because people just don ' t know about it...... Please pass this along to everyone.
This is the kind of information people don ' t mind receiving, so pass it on to your family and friends.
There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. . Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:
FIRST: Emergency
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialled even if the keypad is locked. Try it out...
SECOND: Have you locked your keys in the car?
Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other ' remote ' for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk)...
THIRD: Hidden Battery Power
Imagine your mobile battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your mobile will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your mobile next time.
FOURTH: How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone ' s serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 # A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset.. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.
You probably won ' t get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can ' t use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.
FIFTH : ATM - PIN Number Reversal - Good to Know
If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can notify the police by entering your PIN # in reverse. For example, if your pin number is 1234, then you would put in 4321.
The ATM system recognizes that your PIN number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine. The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to the location. This information was recently broadcast on CTV by Crime Stoppers however it is seldom used because people just don ' t know about it...... Please pass this along to everyone.
This is the kind of information people don ' t mind receiving, so pass it on to your family and friends.
THE GOODNESS OF IDLIS
During the pre-independence days, an Iyer and a Britisher were travelling by the Howrah Express train, from Madras to Calcutta. The train left Madras Central railway station at 8 p.m. sharp, and the next morning at 7 a.m., it was at Vijayawada.
The Britisher had a sumptuous Spencer's breakfast, delivered to him by a butler, in livery. But the Iyer opened the top box of his 4-compartment, steel tiffin carrier, and ate two idlis.
Lunch at Waltair station (as Visakhapatnam was then called), was a heavy meal served to the Britisher, by the Railway Refreshment stall. But the Iyer only opened the second box of his tiffin carrier, pulled out 4 idlis, and ate them with relish. The Britisher was curious, as to what was happening. But being a Britisher, kept his stiff-upper-lip posture on.
But when the scene repeated, during dinner at Berhampur, the Britisher could no longer contain himself, and enquired from the Iyer, " Sir, what are those white things you have been eating, all along? "
The Iyer replied, " Sir, these are called intelligence tablets. We South Indians, can live on them for days, together. "
Britisher: " But how do you make them ? "
The Iyer went into an elaborate description, of the raw materials and processes, of making idlis.
Britisher : " Can you please give me a couple of them? But you need not give them to me free of charge. I'll be happy to pay you, whatever price you quote. "
The Iyer thought for a while, and said, "Actually, I have only three more of them left, for tomorrow morning's breakfast. But since I am going to my relative's place, I can spare them for you. But they will cost you, 20 Indian Rupees each ".
The Britisher paid up immediately, happy that he was so lucky. The next morning, at the Howrah railway station in Calcutta, as they were about to part ways, the Britisher asked the Iyer, "But tell me sir, are you sure you have told me the entire process, without leaving out any details? ".
Iyer replied, "Yes, I told you all the details".
Britisher: "Then why were those intelligence tablets, so costly?"
The Iyer replied,"See?! You ate only 3 of them last night, and they have already started working?!"
Tuesday, April 2, 2013
INDIAN COW - Just for Laugh
You'll forget ur english by the time you finish reading this.
THIS IS A TRUE ESSAY WRITTEN BY A CANDIDATE(MAHESH PANDEY) AT UPSC (IAS) EXAMINATIONS. THE CANDIDATE HAS WRITTEN AN ESSAY ON THE INDIAN COW:
THIS IS A TRUE ESSAY WRITTEN BY A CANDIDATE(MAHESH PANDEY) AT UPSC (IAS) EXAMINATIONS. THE CANDIDATE HAS WRITTEN AN ESSAY ON THE INDIAN COW:
He is the cow. the cow is a successful animal. also he is 4 footed, and because he is a female, he gives milks. He is same like God. sacred to hindus and useful to man. but he has got four legs together. two are forward and two are afterwards. his whole body can be utilised for use. more so the milk. milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement.
what can it do? various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why condensed milk and so forth. and he is also useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. his motion is slow only because he is of lazy species, and also his gober is much useful to farmers, plants and trees and is used to make flat cakes in hand and drying sun.
cow is the only animal that extricates after eating. then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth.
he is inessantly in the meadows in the grass. his only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. this is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapond to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forewards. he has got his tails also situated in the backyard. but not like similiar animals. it has hairs on the other end of the other side. this is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.
the palms of his feet are soft onto the touch. so the grasses head is not crushed. at night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts. his eyes and nose are like his other relatives. this is the cow......................
SEND THIS TO UR ENGLISH TEACHER SHE SURELY GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE.
Thursday, February 28, 2013
STOCK MARKET
Once
upon a time in a village, a man announced to the villagers that he
would buy monkeys for Rs 10. The villagers, seeing that there were many
monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them..
The man bought thousands at Rs 10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.
He further announced that he would now buy at Rs20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to Rs 25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at Rs 50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at Rs 35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell it to him for Rs 50."
The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.
Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!
Welcome to the 'Stock Market'
The man bought thousands at Rs 10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.
He further announced that he would now buy at Rs20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to Rs 25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at Rs 50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at Rs 35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell it to him for Rs 50."
The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.
Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!
Welcome to the 'Stock Market'
strangers shall not to be under estimated-
It was a recruitment session in a reputed IT firm. There were many rounds for sorting the candidates .Each round had some drop list. All who went through the tests had to go for next level. Finally very few were left for the next levels.
One person asks his neighbor: I’m Yogesh. May I Know yours Mr.……..
Neighbor: I’m Dinesh.
Yogesh: The previous rounds were tough, how did you feel?
Dinesh: Not that tough, the technical round was, but I have excelled in it.
Yogesh: Then all your rounds went well. Where have you done your graduation from?
Dinesh: IIT, xxx city!! Well where you have done yours?
Yogesh:
Not that great institution. I have done from a local college. We may
have to wait a little long for the next round. Shall we play a small
game?
Dinesh: Actually, I am not interested to gossip with a stranger. But, as the time has to be spent, I’ll play. What’s it?
Yogesh: I will start with a topic, who has the final say will win the game.
Dinesh: Fine.Start that.
Yogesh: Mr. Modi had an excellent hatrick win in Gujarat elections .That’s interesting? What made that happen?
Dinesh: I’m not interested in politics and political discussions.
Yogesh: Well, do you browse through face-book or twitter for updates? Let’s talk on some common interests.
Dinesh: Yeah! But I rarely browse it because, it’s just wasting time over silly talks. I have many other important works for my valuable time.
Yogesh: Are you an athlete? May be you spent time playing your favorite game.
Dinesh: NO WAY. Only back benchers play and waste time as they find studies difficult. I’m NOT THAT LOT.
Yogesh: Thank you Mr. Dinesh Chakradhar Bhagnani. Better luck next time. I won THE GAME.
Dinesh: How come you won the game? I haven’t started it. And by the way how do you KNOW MY FULL NAME?
Yogesh: Well, this was your HR round and I’m the HR manager here. Sorry, you could not score any in this round.
Dinesh: Oh no! I didn’t know that interviews are taken like this in corridors too, or else I would have done it better.
Yogesh:
I have observed that you are not interested in current affairs, you do
not have a sufficient networking to deal issues, You do not keep
yourself fit and our company requires a person who is smart enough to
know the latest trends, have sufficient networking skills to explore new
areas for our product sale & physical fitness ensures mental cool
to handles critical situations.
Better luck next time.
“HARSH WORDS HURT”
I always liked food prepared by mom. When I was kid, one night she had made dinner after a long hard day at work. She placed a plate of bread jam and extremely burned toast in front of my dad. I was waiting to see if anyone noticed the burnt toast. But dad just ate his toast and asked me how was my day at school.
Afterwards, I do remember I heard mom apologizing to dad for burning the toast. And I'll never forget what he said: "Honey, I love burned toast." Later that night, I went to kiss dad good night and asked him if he really liked his toast burnt. He wrapped me in his arms and said, "Your momma put in a long hard day at work today and she was really tired.
And besides, a burnt toast never hurts anyone but harsh words do!
You know, life is full of imperfect things and imperfect people. I'm not the best at hardly anything, and I do forget birthdays and anniversaries just like everyone else. What I've learned over the years, is that learning to accept each others faults and choosing to celebrate each other’s differences, is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship”.
Life is too short to wake up with regrets. Love the people who treat you right and have compassion for the ones who don't. ENJOY LIFE NOW. It has an expiry date.
Don't miss even a single word... Too good
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty. He asks one of his new students to stand and.....
Prof:-So you believe in God?
Student:-Absolutely, sir.
Prof: -Is God good?
Student:-Sure.
Prof:-Is God all-powerful?
Student: -Yes.
Prof:-My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty. He asks one of his new students to stand and.....
Prof:-So you believe in God?
Student:-Absolutely, sir.
Prof: -Is God good?
Student:-Sure.
Prof:-Is God all-powerful?
Student: -Yes.
Prof:-My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
Prof:-You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fellow Is God well?
Student:-Yes.
Prof:-Is Satan good?
Student: - No.
Prof:-Where does Satan come from?
Student:-From...God....
Prof:-That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student:-Yes.
Prof:-Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student:-Yes.
Prof:-So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof:-Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student:-Yes, sir.
Prof:-So, who created them?
Prof:-Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever
seen God?
Student:-No, sir.
Prof:-Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student:-No, sir.
Prof:-Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student:-No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: -Yet you still believe in Him?
Student:-Yes.
Prof:-According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student:-Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof:-Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student:-Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof:-Yes.
Student:-And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof:-Yes.
Student:-No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student-: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it. (There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student:-What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof:-Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student:-You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof:-So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student:-Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof:-Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student:-Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof:-If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student:-Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
Student:-Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)
Student:-Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student: - Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
Prof:-I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student:-That is it sir.... The link between man & god is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving & alive.
NB: I believe you have enjoyed the conversation...and if so...you'll probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy the same...won't you?..... This is a true story, and the
student was none other than.........
APJ Abdul Kalam , the former president of India .
Thursday, January 3, 2013
Thanks for my Birthday wishes
Dear Friends,
Thanks a lot for wishing me today on my Birthday and showing your love and affection. You all made today as joyful and memorable.
God Bless you all,
With warm Regards,
K.V.SrinivasaRao
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Monday, December 31, 2012
Dear Friends,
Wish you and your family members A Very Happy, Prosperous, Wealthy and Healthy New year 2013.
Happiness deep down within. Serenity with each sunrise .
Success in each facet of your life . Family beside you .
Close and caring friends . Health, inside you.
Love that never ends ..
Special memories of all the yesterdays ..
A bright today with much to be thankful for.
A path that leads to beautiful tomorrows ..
Dreams that do their best to come true ..
Appreciation of all the wonderful things about you .
Wishing you lots of Happiness , Success , Love n Good health
On this Occasion, I pray Lord Sainath of Shirdi to Shower His Choicest Blessings on all of us.
Warm Regards
K.V.SRINIVASA RAO & FAMILY.
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
WHEN A LIZARD CAN, WHY CAN'T WE?
This is a true story that happened in Japan.
In order to renovate the house, someone in Japan breaks open the wall. Japanese houses normally have a hollow space between the wooden walls. When tearing down the walls, he found that there was a lizard stuck there because a nail from outside hammered into one of its feet. He sees this, feels pity, and at the same time curious, as when he checked the nail, it was nailed 10 years ago when the house was first built. What happened? The lizard has survived in such position for 10 years!!!!!!! !!! In a dark wall partition for 10 years without moving, it is impossible and mind-boggling. Then he wondered how this lizard survived for 10 years!!! without moving a single step--since its foot was nailed! So he stopped his work and observed the lizard, what it has been doing, and what and how it has been eating. Later, not knowing from where it came appears another lizard, with food in its mouth. Ah! He was stunned and touched deeply. For the lizard that was stuck by nail, another lizard has been feeding it for the past 10 years..
. Imagine? it has been doing that untiringly for 10 long years, without giving up hope on its partner. Think, will u do that to your partner? Think that will you do it to your Mom who brought you after a big struggle of nine long months?
Or at least to your Dad, Friends, Co-workers, brothers and Sisters? Imagine what a small creature can do that a creature blessed with a brilliant mind can't.
As information and communication technology advances, our access to information becomes faster and faster. But the distance between human beings . . . is it getting closer as well? Please never abandon your loved ones
Never Say U R Busy When They Really Need You ...
You May Have The Entire World At Your Feet.....
But You Might Be The Only World To Them....
A Moment of negligence might break the very heart which loves you thru all odds..
Before you say something just remember..It takes a moment to Break but an entire life to make...
To Live Use Heart And to Survive use Brains.
Then Life would be a paradise Unfurling only Love Joy and
Happiness... ...
Spread this message to everyone you Love and Help them Live life and not
merely Survive.....
Thursday, April 5, 2012
Never mind Take is easy
ME and MY BOSS
When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough
When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,
When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
He is cooperating ,
When I make a mistake,
I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
He's only human.
When I am out of the office,
I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview .
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked
When I do g ood,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets
what to do?????????????
never mind take is easy
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When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough
When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,
When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
He is cooperating ,
When I make a mistake,
I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
He's only human.
When I am out of the office,
I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview .
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked
When I do g ood,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets
what to do?????????????
never mind take is easy
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Tuesday, January 3, 2012
Thanks for my Birthday wishes.
My Sincere thanks are due to all for wishing me on my Birthday, today. On this occasion, I once again rededicate my self in the service of Lord Sainath and His devotees.
I pray Lord Sainath of Shirdi to Shower His choicest Blessings on all.
SaiSevak SrinivasaRao Kasturi.
I pray Lord Sainath of Shirdi to Shower His choicest Blessings on all.
SaiSevak SrinivasaRao Kasturi.
Saturday, December 31, 2011
NEW YEAR GREETINGS TO ALL
" WISH YOU & YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS " A VERY HAPPY, PROSPEROUS, HEALTHY AND GLORIOUS NEW YEAR 2012"
With Warm Regards,
K.V.SRINIVASA RAO & FAMILY
With Warm Regards,
K.V.SRINIVASA RAO & FAMILY
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